Ongoing Hipster Festival Williamsburg (a short summary)

So I moved to this place called Williamsburg. It is just one subway stop from Manhattan, but it is almost a different country.

First: it is illegal to brew a decent cup of coffee here. Every coffee place hires some amateur alchemist who spends 7 to 10 minutes on one single espresso, pretending it's nuclear science combined with elaborate handiwork. You get to pick from a 2 page menu.